Strange Sacred Science
Like any cult, the Ahmadiyya has a number of strange theories that make it unique and believing in which is a compulsory requirement. In addition, some otherwise very capable researchers and scientists that belong to the cult have wasted much of their lives trying to prove this sacred science.
Here is a non-exhaustive list:
- Heavenly Graveyard
- Jesus Died in Kashmir
- Zadjam-e-Ishq (Divinely revealed aphrodisiac)
- Arabic as the 'Mother of All Languages'
- Divine Treacle - Cure for the Bubonic Plague
The leaders of the Ahmadiyya (khalifa) have their own unique sacred science projects:
- Mirza Tahir Ahmad - Friday 10th and Homeopathy
- Mirza Nasir Ahmad - Eating Soybeans
- Mirza Masroor Ahmad - Buying extra food to prepare for World War III