Strange Sacred Science

Like any cult, the Ahmadiyya has a number of strange theories that make it unique and believing in which is a compulsory requirement. In addition, some otherwise very capable researchers and scientists that belong to the cult have wasted much of their lives trying to prove this sacred science.

Here is a non-exhaustive list:

• Heavenly Graveyard
• Jesus Died in Kashmir
• Zadjam-e-Ishq (Divinely revealed aphrodisiac)
• Arabic as the 'Mother of All Languages'
• Divine Treacle - Cure for the Bubonic Plague

The leaders of the Ahmadiyya (khalifa) have their own unique sacred science projects:

• Mirza Tahir Ahmad - Friday 10th and Homeopathy
• Mirza Nasir Ahmad - Eating Soybeans
• Mirza Masroor Ahmad - Buying extra food to prepare for World War III